Tuesday, February 17, 2009
Getting Even With Worthington
Since my dear older friend Worthington shared details about our sartorial conversation, I thought I would add a few more details about him. For one, he did describe his dress accurately, and the photo he chose is an accurate depiction. He wears a lot of tweed and flannel, and he is always wearing a waistcoat (doeskin, tattersall, you name it). However, he lacks in the shoe department, as he only owns two pair of dress shoes (brown cap toes and cordovan penny loafers).
As far as his social habits go, he is a drunkard that drinks far too much scotch. He is a single man that has been divorced twice, and these divorces were the result of his womanizing. Furthermore, he is still a womanizer, but his standards are set very low. He constantly smokes his pipe, and he owns two vehicles (1990 something Jeep Wagoneer with the faux wood trim, and an old 1970 something Jaguar convertible).
As a person, he is pretty nice, and we have been friends for a while. His father is not from WASP stock, but his mother truly is. He attended one of the schools in Virginia (don't remember which one), and he retired a couple years ago.
So there you have it, a little more info about Worthington. Now, Worthington.....let's stop sharing details about each other this second. Agreed?