Thursday, March 5, 2009
Yes, I Am Back and With a Vengeance
As you know I decided to come back and resume my rightful position as chief author of WASP 101. Never again will I let the anonymous haters discourage my efforts. I guess I just grew tiresome of having to delete so many disgusting comments on a daily basis, but I am over it. So in honor of all the haters, I have a story you will just love. And while telling it, I am going to post photos of my new Donegal tweed Southwick jacket that I recently purchased. The jacket is paired with brown chinos, pink oxford cloth button-down, and Brooks Brothers bow tie. Now, let us begin the story that will make the hater’s skin crawl.
Before I met my lovely wife whom I am truly faithful to, I was a womanizer. I purposely set out to break hearts and date as many girls as I possibly could at one time. My senior year of college, I dated more than 35 girls that I took out more than once. Counting the girls I only went out with once raises the total to 53 in one year. Did I ever get caught? Yes! But, I loved it! Once I was dating four girls at one time, and it crashed and burned all in one night. My father made me get a job at the grocery store to build character he said. And while working at the store, I starting dating three of the girls which I kept going for a month before it crashed. It came to a screeching halt one night while I was working with S, and we had plans after work. Unfortunately, L showed up unexpectedly and waited for me to get off work. Well, what was a boy to do……….So I decided to proceed with plans with S, and do so by sneaking out after work. My boy B aided by punching my time card out, and by taking my teal to the manager's office as I slipped out the back door and got in the car with S. It all worked except for L seeing me get into the car with S who had got off work 1hr. before me. L burst into tears according to B, and she was devastated. Unfortunately, the story spread throughout the store, and L 2 found out. What did I end up with relationship wise for a short period of time from all of this? Alone is the answer, but what a fun month.
As a 31 year old, I do feel bad for acting that way in my youth. My habits continued until I was about 23, but eventually I did see the error of my ways. If any of you girls are out there and still care, I do apologize and I mean that.
Ralph's version of the unlined Weejun. The spot for the penny is replaced by a crest :) I paired them with very pale yellow socks......this is as close as I will get to wearing white socks.