Thursday, July 30, 2009
Plaid Hat Abuse
Once upon a time, I did own a plaid hat similar to the one photographed. The way I lost it is not a very amusing story, so I will move on. So, when viewing this photograph, I was taken back to a memorable moment while wearing my precious plaid hat. I was 21 and my friends and I went to a night club. I was wearing my chinos, Oxford Cloth Buttondown (blue), and penny loafers with my hat. Once inside the club, I spotted a ravenous black haired beauty that was borderline Goth looking. After a closer inspection, I noticed that she had her teeth capped with vampire fangs.......seriously, they were capped and not the kind of play teeth you slip in your mouth.
As the evening progressed and the music pumped, the vampire looking mistress gave me a curling finger to come hither. Of course, I did! As I approached, she caressed my cheek and removed my precious plaid hat. She licked it (odd)......rubbed it over her breast, and then placed it in areas that could clearly be considered illegal. I am certain that I stood there in awe.......