A post written by Richard before his retirement, and given to me for sharing:
It is a very rainy day here, and I decided to visit Target to get some much needed essentials. I actually have a lot of work to do when I return, but I plan to make time for a pipe smoke in the new office. It isn't complete yet because I plan to add tartan carpeting and crown molding, but it is on its way.
So anyway, while in Target I encountered this bratty little 3 1/2 year old kid with spiked hair. He was running all around tormenting his two older brothers and mother. Finally, he stopped and threw his foot in the air while telling his brother the following:
"Tie my shoe.......so I can kick you in the penis".
I laughed my butt off, and the mother became a little disturbed, but who cares. First, I have never heard a little kid refer to male genitalia as a penis. Second, it was just funny!
This is being posted on Sunday for lack of a post on Saturday. However, I do intend to keep Richard's usual schedule.