Tuesday, January 4, 2011
Skull & Bones Ties & Awkward Invitations
As I dressed this morning in my new J Press green tweed jacket and skull & bones neck tie, I fully expected a normal routine day. However, this afternoon, an interesting customer arrived.
This afternoon, a striking young lady tried to obtain services from my PR firm to promote a summertime hoe hoe party. The large bossomed vixen said that she was trying to attract women other than her friends to come to her party while dressed in trashy attire, and consider the purchase of adult toys. Wow! Never, did I expect to have this conversation today. Regardless, after much vivid imagining, I had to explain to the young lady that I normally did not do small PR campaigns like she was requesting. In addition, I was very nice to her, and I referred her to another firm a couple towns over. But truthfully, I was trying to respect Mrs. Richard and not place myself in such a situation. I don't think she would have appreciated this client, or her large bossoms.