Sunday, May 27, 2012
Children - by Richard
Children absolutely freak me out! The thought of runny noses, dirty diapers, and projectile vomiting absolutely scares me. Plus, in today's economy, I am not sure how people afford four or five children. Seriously, these parents had better hope for scholarships, and even then, I am not sure they are home free after college.
In six months, I will be 35 years old and more than ever people ask, "when are you having kids". Honestly, I feel like punching them in the face when they ask! I guess if it ever happens one day, I will look much like the man pictured above (I know he is an actor, can't remember his name). Especially, if I had a girl because I know how boys can be! Regardless, I am content as we speak, and if I never have kids, I will certainly be just as happy!