Children absolutely freak me out! The thought of runny noses, dirty diapers, and projectile vomiting absolutely scares me. Plus, in today's economy, I am not sure how people afford four or five children. Seriously, these parents had better hope for scholarships, and even then, I am not sure they are home free after college.
In six months, I will be 35 years old and more than ever people ask, "when are you having kids". Honestly, I feel like punching them in the face when they ask! I guess if it ever happens one day, I will look much like the man pictured above (I know he is an actor, can't remember his name). Especially, if I had a girl because I know how boys can be! Regardless, I am content as we speak, and if I never have kids, I will certainly be just as happy!
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Isn't that Robert Downey, Jr.?
Yes,that is Robert Downey,Jr.
Richard, diapers and snot are only a small facet of child rearing. Children are wonderful and being a parent can be one of the most rewarding and enjoyable things in life. Taking a walk in the woods with a toddler or watching your son score a goal in lacrosse or listening to your daughter play the piano or teaching her to ride a horse....incredible experiences. Don't rule it out.
Think long and hard before you agree to have children. Really cute at six months. . . a holy terror at 30 months. The terrible twos last much longer than a year, and even one child plays hell with any leisure time or non-work related activities for several years. And since men are now expected to partake in the day-to-day child rearing activities, it also puts a terrific strain on one's marriage in all kinds of unforeseen ways. Yes, thank a long time before you decide to head down that road. There's a great deal to be said for remaining child free.
Best Regards,
Ulrich von B.
Children are truly detestable creatures.
Those of you who don't like children may consider this; having a terrible kid or a wonderful one for that matter, it only reflects the upbringing you are giving to them.
So, if you consider yourself a well educated, articulated and sophisticated WASP, you should not hesitate to the tought of having children, after all, they will become an image of what you are. If you are not content with your truly personality, don't get kids!
Children suck.
Richard, it's probaly best for the gene pool if you follow your imstincts on this one
Completely understand, though I’m a father, and I agree with Main Line Sportsman. When our Syd came along I was nowhere near ready; but then again who the hell is. Snot nose, really never had this problem, vomiting, yeah it happens but there are tricks of the trade to curb these accidents.
Truth of the matter is it’s amazing to watch them grow up. Out of nowhere they will be saying things and you’ll wonder where the hell they got it from; cursing included, which Syd doesn’t do, strange with her grandfather you’d think she’d pick up the bad habit. But when she was three and she first started to ride, I was so proud.
In the end it comes down to one thing really, one’s immortality. This is the only way one can live forever, through his own seed. But, no children are not for all.
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